The Ferret
Created | Updated Oct 29, 2002
A small, furry, rodent-like creature, the domestic ferret holds all pretenses of being a snuggly, cuddly, friendly animal. When, in reality, they are evil, beady-eyed little b******s who steal your lunchables and hide them in the couch where you can't reach them. The smell permeates everything.
Related to the polecat and, more commonly known, the skunk, the ferret is a crafty little creature. They have relatively short attention spans and, contrary to popular belief, do NOT eat kittens. They chew on them, granted, but they lose interest before they get very far.
Related to the polecat and, more commonly known, the skunk, the ferret is a crafty little creature. They have relatively short attention spans and, contrary to popular belief, do NOT eat kittens. They chew on them, granted, but they lose interest before they get very far.
