h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Very nice

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Nice to see you too

Sorry, I'm a bit out of practice at glubbing... I'll stick to speaking English for now. Can fish have babel fish in their ears?

It's a very nice office... although the background colour scheme is a bit of a shock!!

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..oooOOO.Well, for anybody who has proven he can speak in bubbles I'll try speaking ordinary English. I like it very much, that the president is such a linguist! There are so many people out there, who tries to speak to me, but it's mostly something like "RDQ GKLA BV" - I don't understand it!
..Thanx for the nice words about the office. I have some other wallpaper, but I can't get to upload it at the moment
..I would like a picture of the president for the wall

..Good advice about the Natural History Museum, I know it, but Almighty Rob should have some work to do, shouldn't he?
And there are a lot of fish around the Guide who isn't on the list. Me for one! I'm not very satisfied with the work of the Prime!
She keeps promising, but nothing happens...

Well, I'm linked from The Alabaster House! Thanx!!!

It took me a long time to figure out your language actually! I had to smack myself in the head a couple of times when I realised!

There's several pictures of me available if you'd like them... I can't find them right now but I'll take a look and come back to you.

Amy the Ant seems to have disappeared at the moment... I usually talk to her via ICQ but she hasn't been on for a week or so. Perhaps her nest is under invasion or something

I'm in the museum !

Huzzah!

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Hi there Hugo

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I could probably find some pictures of Peregrin for you if you want

Oh yes, you wanted a picture. Hang on... again...

http://www.ianferguson.co.uk/h2g2/peregrin.gif

Nice picture Ian

Thanks, it's one of my better poses.

How about these :

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Aargh! You fiend!

I might put the one of Bluebottle & I upside down on one of the presidential pages if you don't mind.

I thought I E-Mailed them to you...

Or would you like them resent...?

Oh yes, so you did.

I don't know, you'd forget your feet if they weren't stapled on!

Well, they follow me round anyway, I don't need to remember them.

Do they!

I find that too... It's a shame sanity doesn't do the same