A Conversation for The Alabaster House

Misnister of unneccessary violence

Post 1

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

It seems to me that what you lack is someone to tell you all when, how, why and who to hurt in a fit of unneccessary violence!
Well, I'm your psyco! MAN! I mean't man!
What do you think? Can I have the job?
*Pulls out a Railgun and begins looking around along the barrel*
Take your time deciding; I can hit a running target with this...


Misnister of unneccessary violence

Post 2

Peregrin

*hides* Yes, yes, whatever you say.

Anyway, unneccessary violence is a highly important part of our society. Welcome aboard! smiley - biggrin

*admires railgun* Hey, that makes my nailgun look positively friendly...


Misnister of unneccessary violence

Post 3

Wargamer (The Wanderer)

YES!!! *Fires Railgun into the ceiling in his exitement, various bodily fluids drip down through the hole*
Oops! Umm... I'd better leave now... see ya'! smiley - run


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