h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

They must be out for lunch. Why don't you try again next week?

Well, you're a minister, why don't you try to get somone to get me to the head of the Secret Service.....

Ummm.... don't know how to go about that...

alas, I should probably go to the president's secretary's office and see if that'll do anything

*wanders past* You could ask me if you like

*wonders if he already has a secret service he should clear this with but can't remember*

*re-enters*
Is there actually anyone running the service right now? I'm an unsavory character that could be useful in accomplishing certain tasks......

Oooh I've just noticed that I do, in fact, have a secret service... well well well, whaddya know

I'm sure you could join the secret service, just think of a suitable title

Hmm, I'd like to be Chief of Operations........and would it be possible to install my Lt. as Head of Intel?

Yeah, sure, will do. Hang on... *runs off to fill in paperwork*

Yesss! I'm in the secret service! ~is happy~

So can I be in charge of the parking ticket section?

we.......have a parking ticket section?

here's the ops home page- A803206
would you be so kind as to link it?

This is a kinda... old thread.

Anyway, since the President is currently the target of an assassination attempt, shouldn't you be elsewhere?

The secret service haven't been exactly falling over themselves to protect me against the sniper and find his/her identity... I knew I shouldn't have forgotten your bonuses

Anyway, I'll add the link now.

Well... I suppose I could see if the parking ticket database contains any clues...

What, like the entry that says 'July 30th, 2002: Black Ford van with blacked out windows and blood stains booked for repeatedly stopping on double yellow lines opposite Alabaster House. Undercover traffic warden hospitalised after multiple gunshot wounds resulting from argument with driver.'