h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I would like to apply for the ministry of impossibility and improbability out of a selfless need to rectify the lack of representation of these areas in the current cabinet.

I mean do you know that the crustacean unicycle polo club is going completely unheard? The fact that the 27 gods of Trasterwiddle can't get recognition for there work on the dog with 2 tails? This is a state of affairs that can't continue uncorrected.

Researcher PSG

Certainly, that sounds like a extremely worthwhile addition to the cabinet to me. Our cabinet is already far more complete and useful than the British Parliament's, I don't know why they don't just concede to us and let us run Britain in the organised and sophisticated way that we already run h2g2.

I'll add you to the list, and if you ever feel the urge to build a ministry page, tell me and I'll add a link to that too. Welcome to the Alabaster House! The drinking fountain is over there *points* and the restrooms are just over there; and there's a employee recuperation lounge upstairs; and there's some offices around somewhere, I'm not sure where.

Thank you.
I shall of course respect the nature of this high office and at all times try to be both impossible and improbable in equal measure.

I'll now try to discover my office or the city of gold, whichever I reach first.

Researcher PSG