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<BR/><p><font size=4>A week after the fire Windy Miller had finished his masterpiece. It was beautiful, it was magnificent, it was blue.</font><font size=4 color=#9933FF> It was a statue of Lapras! It had taken Windy Mileer four years to complete and he was very proud of it. Just then Barney McGrew rushed in "Windy! Come quick!" "You b*****d!" In his rush to get to Windy, Barney had knocked over the statue of Lapras. "What the f**k do you think you're doing?!! That took me four years!" Windy bent down and started to pick up the pieces. "Sorry Windy, but I thought you would want to know: Pikachu and Charmander have come round. They're in the ITU!"</p>
<p>The week before, Pikachu and Charmander went on a major pub crawl and ended up battling outside Windy Miller's windmill and Charmander'accidentally' set fire to the windmill. Anyway, to cut a long story short, Charmander and Pikachu were hospitalised with third degree burns and alcohol poisoning. Windy Miller had been living in Camberwick Green fire station ever since.</p>
<p>Anyway, back to the present: Windy Miller crashed through the doors of the ITU where Charmander and Pikachu were, pulled a hose out of his kaftan and doused the flame on the end of Charmander's tail, thereby killing him.</p></font></B>
<BR/><BR/><BR/><font size=5 color=FF00CC> Any suggestions on how to kill Pikachu will be greatly appreciated.</font>

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