Vodka And Redbull
Created | Updated Apr 15, 2002
A highly flammable alcoholic beverage drunk by Russians (Straight), Grandmothers (with Lime) and Students (for a laugh). Vodka has such a repulsive taste that successive generations have tried to tame its flavour with the aid of mixers. The most dangerous example of this is when it is mixed with a certain caffeine charged soft drink known as “redbull”. The result is a drink with a pleasant, fruity flavour which is easy on the stomach but poor on one’s constitution.
Main Side effects of drinking large amounts of Vodka and redbull:
Drunkenness;
Aggressiveness;
Swearing;
Urge to drink more Vodka and redbull;
Ladishness;
Lewd conduct;
Use of Foul language;
Lewd Conduct;
Desire to have Vodka and redbull delivered to your table;
Nausea;
Vomiting;
Insomnia;
Headaches;
More Nausea;
Vomiting;
Diarrhoea;
Embarrassment at remembering your attempted lewd conduct with a lamp post;
NB side effects occur in this order.
Main Side effects of drinking large amounts of Vodka and redbull:
Drunkenness;
Aggressiveness;
Swearing;
Urge to drink more Vodka and redbull;
Ladishness;
Lewd conduct;
Use of Foul language;
Lewd Conduct;
Desire to have Vodka and redbull delivered to your table;
Nausea;
Vomiting;
Insomnia;
Headaches;
More Nausea;
Vomiting;
Diarrhoea;
Embarrassment at remembering your attempted lewd conduct with a lamp post;
NB side effects occur in this order.
