Adam took a bite of Eve's apple, and it stuck in his throat. It left a bump. So the story goes.

Cut to: a few million years later. Adam has by now developed a hankering for something else of Eve's. He’s taken to wearing her skirts and her tights and her spangled kinky disco boots. He looks so divine that sometimes even Eve doesn't know the difference. But thanks to that apple, we still know he's Adam even when he's dressed in Eve's boob tube. Take it from us – that apple’s going to be the last thing to go…