A Conversation for How to Outrun a Bear, Successfully

Personal method of Ursine evasion

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acooldryplace

It has been my personal, and unfortunatly too frequently used, method of running from a bear is to throw a handfull of "poop" at the animal before begining your exodus. If you are concerned about not being able to purloin said scat, don't worry, it'll be there.smiley - run


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