Musician Jokes
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Musicians are often seen as higher beings due the ability to inflate their ego's to a size that is often larger than the venue they are performing in, many musicians have problems with deflating their ego to a normal size when they leave stage. This entry is for those musicians and anyone who needs help bringing them back to earth.
These can be used on any musician
What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
Homeless!
What do you call 10,000 musicians at the bottom of a lake?
A good start!
Drummers are such easy targets!
How do you know there's a drummer at the door?
The knocking gets faster!
How do you know that the drummers stool is level?
They dribble out of both sides of the mouth!
Why did the drummer put two drumsticks on the dashboard of his car?
So he could use the disabled parking spaces!
Sing something simple
How many lead vocalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. They stand with one arm in the air and expect the whole world to revolve around them!
Strings and Things
Little boy: Mummy, I want to be a bass player when I grow up!Mother: Don't be silly son, you can't do both!
How do you know there is a guitarist at the door?
You'll open the door for them, but they still won't know when to come in!
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