Jester's Condescending English Dictionary - Z

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Zall's Lawspl, n
(1) Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do
will be wrong.

(2) How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom
door you're on.
Quality seen in new graduates -- if you're quick.
Zero Defectsn
The result of shutting down a production line.
Zip Filen
When you send the information by Express Post.
Zisla's Lawn
If you're asked to join a parade, don't march behind the elephants.
Zymurgy's Law of
Volunteer Labor
People are always available for work in the past tense.

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