Jester's Condescending English Dictionary - V

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A two-week binge of rest and relaxation so intense that
it takes another 50 weeks of your restrained workaday
life-style to recuperate.
The box a penis comes in.
Vail's Second
The amount of work to be done increases in proportion to the
amount of work already completed.
Van Roy's Lawspl, n
(1)An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

(2)Honesty is the best policy - there's less competition.
Van Roy's Truismn
Life is a whole series of circumstances beyond your control.
Ordinary flavor, standard. See FLAVOR. When used of food,
very often does not mean that the food is flavored with vanilla
extract! For example, "vanilla-flavored won ton soup" (or simply
"vanilla won ton soup") means ordinary won ton soup, as opposed to hot
and sour won ton soup.
Varicose veinspl, n
Veins that are close together.
The gift that keeps on giving.
Velilind's Laws of
(1) If reproducibility may be a problem, conduct the test only once.

(2) If a straight line fit is required, obtain only two data points.
Fear of clothing.See also Ballistophobia, Otophobia, Peccatophobia, Sitophobia, Taphephobia and Trichophobia
Viagra Fallsn
Honeymoon spot for chemically enhanced romantics.

-- Good News Week *2
Vice versan
Dirty poetry from Italy.
1. Daring Scandinavian seafarers, explorers, adventurers,
entrepreneurs world-famous for their aggressive, nautical import
business, highly leveraged takeovers and blue eyes.

2. Bloodthirsty sea pirates who ravaged northern Europe beginning
in the 9th century.

Hagar's note: The first definition is much preferred; the second is used
only by malcontents, the envious, and disgruntled owners of waterfront
(1) A girl who whispers sweet nothing doings.

(2) A girl who wont take in what a guy takes out.

(3) Any Hicksville girl who can outrun her brothers.

(4) An ugly third grader.
A group of beautifully mounted hunters galloping behind
baying hounds in pursuit of a union organizer.
Being or pertaining to a tangible, nonexistent object.
"I can see it, but it's not there."
See also transparent
-- Lady Macbeth.
The world's foremost multi-user adventure game.
A mountain with hiccups.
Volley Theoryn
It is better to have lobbed and lost than never to have lobbed at all.
vuja den
The feeling that you've *never*, *ever* been in this situation before.

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