Jester's Condescending English Dictionary - Q
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Quality control | n | (1) Assuring that the quality of a product does not get out of hand and add to the cost of its manufacture or design. (2) The process of testing one out of every 1,000 units coming off a production line to make sure that at least one out of 100 works. |
quark | n | The sound made by a well bred duck. |
Quaver | n | The feeling before a music lesson when you haven't practiced. |
quickie | n | (1) A moment's piece. (2) No sooner spread than done. |
Quigley's Law | n | Whoever has any authority over you, no matter how small, will atttempt to use it. |