h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Spill the beans then...

The cocoa beans?
hehehe
Hmmmmm.....
They are better experienced than talked about.
Chocolate melts at body temperature, very conveniently.
And it is extremely pleasant pasting your lover's body with the stuff then licking it off.
Of course, if you don't ~have~ a lover, you could always console yourself with the
~Galaxy Babe~

I'm going to have to take your word for this, although...

That "pour on" chocolate stuff they used to make for topping ice-cream was the best...it used to solidify on contact with air.
They don't seem to make it any more
Ah well - there's always Yoghurt...better for the skin too

Oh, thatwas fantastic!
It had a lid shaped like a fritillary...
and came in various flavours.
Poured on ice-cream, it set solid, and tasted like Heaven...
Yogurt? Na...
Once alover...

I believe it was called "Tip-Top", but I haven't seen it in years. You can get body chocolate which is OK, and Nutella works well, but neither harden to that thin crisp shell which promotes nibbling and....
*goes to another thread before breaching the Ts&Cs *

Screw the T&Cs, I assure you we've had much worse...

Oh yes? And what are you doing here then, William?

err.....umm......research.....for....ummm.....my latest guide entry on "Chastity in a Sexual Chocolate Fantasy filled world"

Or even, parallel universe

Ahh well, you have to have something for people in cages to do with themselves
And people in dark rooms of course

?

*Mild Suprise*
Yes! What did you think I was talking about?

Or ?

hmm...I wonder if you can get ?

You can get flavoured crunchies!

Yes maybe *you* can
Has anyone noticed the odd flavoured wine-gums that started circulationg about 3 months ago? I really prefer the originals.

I'm stil not quite sure what you're doing in here, William! You're s'posed to be innocent!

I think any innocense I ever had soon dissolved when I met you
Anyway, I started this thread...