Working in a Hilltop Village
Created | Updated Jun 22, 2005
What most of the world doesn’t know is that the thin air that surrounds Hilltop villages increases ones ability to think, learn and generally know everything there is to know about everything. (Imagine "The Hitchhikers Guide to the universe", Marvin’s brain plus “everything you ever wanted to know about digesting mushrooms” put together.)
These remote close knit fungal communities have developed a sort of déjà vu mind reading system which allows them to know what you know (and more) just a few days after they didn’t get the report you sent.
The expertise is so high around here that outside expertise is only called in to help with small trivial matters like trying to find a video recorder which isn’t made by a company called “Front Loading”. Oh, you knew that, you were just joking, ha, ha, ok, I will concentrate on your second request then and try and explain why you can’t fit a search engine in your car to help you find mushrooms, and no I won’t phone google and ask if it’s a diesel.
Ok, so finally after six months of hard work the project is finally finished, but just before you can press the official launch button you realise by the look on their faces that they know something you don’t.. Have they found a bug you wonder, is it a virus, suddenly it dawns on you, it’s worse, it’s a fungus – you forgot to load their traditional mushroom screensaver and as their digital imaging specialist hasn’t turned up for work yet the official launch will have to wait until their "expert" puts things right.
These remote close knit fungal communities have developed a sort of déjà vu mind reading system which allows them to know what you know (and more) just a few days after they didn’t get the report you sent.
The expertise is so high around here that outside expertise is only called in to help with small trivial matters like trying to find a video recorder which isn’t made by a company called “Front Loading”. Oh, you knew that, you were just joking, ha, ha, ok, I will concentrate on your second request then and try and explain why you can’t fit a search engine in your car to help you find mushrooms, and no I won’t phone google and ask if it’s a diesel.
Ok, so finally after six months of hard work the project is finally finished, but just before you can press the official launch button you realise by the look on their faces that they know something you don’t.. Have they found a bug you wonder, is it a virus, suddenly it dawns on you, it’s worse, it’s a fungus – you forgot to load their traditional mushroom screensaver and as their digital imaging specialist hasn’t turned up for work yet the official launch will have to wait until their "expert" puts things right.
