h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* Madarb's possesions are piled upon one of the rickety beds here. In this spartanly furnished room... *

* ...as well as the new garderer's The Caffine Kid posessions... *

*the french maid wanders in, places fresh towels in the bathroom, fluffs up the pillows on the beds and puts a large bowl of fruit on the little table in the corner...and cans of coke in the fridge

*Arrives looking ded beat after a night's heavy flirting and drink pouring. Looks for CK, but as he sees no-one, crashes on the nicer looking bed*

*Walks in, "forgetting" to knock. Sees that Mandarb is out like a light. Leaves ribbon-tied scrolls with horoscopes for each guest*

*Mandarb: Learn a second language. A little French is what you need. *

*Caffiene Kid: Nothing wakes you up like a cup of French roast. *

Bonjour mon petit fleur. C'est vrai, un petit francais est tres bon pour moi...

LOL! You learn fast!

Merci beaucoup ma Petunia...

*Peeks around door to make sure that CK hasn't decided to actually sleep, before carrying Sea across the threshold, and hopping on the goodfoot to do the bad thing...*

*looks around*
wow, your room looks... exactly like mine...

I can change it in an instant if you want...

nope, that's okay. i want your undivided attention...
*puts her arms around mandarb's broad shoulders*

Okay...I can live with that...

*gives mandarb another kiss*

*Does a bit more than kiss*

*greatly enjoys it*

Yes it does have that effect, doesn't it?

*Goes on giving and taking enjoyment...*

i believe that's the point of it...

Sea my darling, would you care to accompany me to the masked ball on friday?

*pleasantly surprised*
i would be honored, my dear mandarb...