Pumas
Created | Updated Jun 19, 2005
Pumas are rather large cats with very large, nasty, pointy teeth that I would never want to come into contact with. Pumas usually are orange, brown, or black and most of the either have stripes or large manes of hair around their heads. A few of the have spots and some of them are completely one color with no excess manes of hair. All Pumas have evil, manical eyes that can peer into your soul. Most, if not all Puma sightings have been reported on the planet Earth. If you are ever visiting Earth and come into contact with a Puma, don't run, don't move, don't breathe, and don't look it in the eyes. The best thing to do we coming into contact with a Puma is to stand there with your towel over your head and hope it walks away because you're pretty much screwed if it doesn't.
I hope this entry was helpful to everyone deciding to visit the planet Earth or anyone deciding to become a Professor in Pumalogical Studies.
- Scotchtape11
I hope this entry was helpful to everyone deciding to visit the planet Earth or anyone deciding to become a Professor in Pumalogical Studies.
- Scotchtape11
