Wizard Club
Created | Updated Jun 17, 2003
What is Wizard Club?
Wizard Club is a society whose main purpose is
to gather information for the Wizard Encyclopædia.
What is the Wizard Encyclopædia?
The Wizard Encyclopædia is a reference guide on
all things magic. It also tries to explain the Muggle
world in a simple and straightforward way, making
it easier for wizards and witches to understand.
Who can apply for membership of Wizard Club?
All wizards and witches over the age of 11 are
eligible for membership of Wizard Club.
What are the obligations of membership?
The first rule of Wizard Club is: You do not talk to
Muggles about Wizard Club. There are not many
other rules. Members are entitled to use the initials
WC after their names, however, they are not encouraged
to do so, as it may attract the attention of snoopy
Muggles, which is contrary to the first rule.
How does one apply for membership?
Applications are handled by Dr. Frankenstein,
Admissions Officer of Wizard Club.
Mild-mannered and peaceloving, he has been
subjected to very unfair treatment by Muggle
history. As every wizard knows; the monster incident
he was involved in was caused by none other than
Lord Voldemort in one of his earlier incarnations.
Frankenstein was under a very powerful spell cast
by You-know-who and thus not culpable at all.
Interested?
Send your application,
C/O Dr. Frank.
Preferably by owl,
or by entering a new conversation here,
clearly stating your intentions and aspirations.