MallWorld by S. P. Somtow

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<CENTER><P><B>WELCOME TO MALLWORLD - WHERE ALL DREAMS COME TRUE! OVER TWENTY THOUSAND SHOPS, ONE MILLION CUSTOMERS DAILY FROM SOL SYSTEMS AND THE STARS!</B></CENTER></P>

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<CENTER>Julian barjulian the thirteenth.</CENTER>
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<CENTER><B>ORDER YOUR CUSTOM-DESIGNED BABY AT <A HREF="http://h2g2.com/F51347?thread=75653">STORKWAYS, INC.</A></B></CENTER>
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<CENTER>Trade in your old body for a new one of your choice!</CENTER>
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<CENTER><B>BUCKEROGEROO'S EAT-ALL-YOU-WANT STEAK HOUSE!</B></CENTER>
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<CENTER><B>HUMAN PINBALL</B></CENTER>
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<CENTER>Drug store! All kinds, new and old fassioned. <P>LEVITAL AND BREVITAL ON SALE NOW!</P></CENTER>
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<CENTER><B>THE GAZA PLAZA! THE ONLY PLACE TO SEE THE STARS!</B></CENTER>
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<CENTER><B>TIRED OF LIFE? says the sign in a mellow, father-image sort of voice. WHY NOT... KILL YOURSELF? 300 WAYS POSSIBLE AT THE <A HREF="http://h2g2.com/F51347?thread=75654">WAY OUT CORP.</A>! MOST REVERSIBLE! MONEY BACK GUARANTEE IF STILL ALIVE AFTER PROCESSING!</B></CENTER>
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