Ashburn, Georgia
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
My hometown, this is one of the most abominable hellholes in the United States, next to, of course, New York.
With a population of 15,000 (if we're lucky), I would wager that it's absolutely bloody ridiculous to have 12 gas stations, but we do. I guess now comes the time to write a food review!
There's a McDonald's, and God only knows how awful the food is there. Hardee's, somewhat edible food, employees that could make the Lord cuss! Pizza Hut, wouldn't touch that place with a guided missile from Russia. Our Shoney's may have edible food, but all of the chicks my age who work there are ugly, so why hang around there?
All-in-all, any self-loathing hitchhiker with 99 cents could get off a meal better than he's had in 12 millennia.
I see it as a run-down, small town that's not worth much. But it's a better home than some which I have known. There's a small grocery store owned by a redneck who takes pleasure in charging 16-year old humans unearthly amounts of money for a package of gum. Let alone what he charges for, say, a nice salami and a wheel of cheese.
If you plan on moving to Ashburn, I have two words for you--FORGET IT!!!!
With a population of 15,000 (if we're lucky), I would wager that it's absolutely bloody ridiculous to have 12 gas stations, but we do. I guess now comes the time to write a food review!
There's a McDonald's, and God only knows how awful the food is there. Hardee's, somewhat edible food, employees that could make the Lord cuss! Pizza Hut, wouldn't touch that place with a guided missile from Russia. Our Shoney's may have edible food, but all of the chicks my age who work there are ugly, so why hang around there?
All-in-all, any self-loathing hitchhiker with 99 cents could get off a meal better than he's had in 12 millennia.
I see it as a run-down, small town that's not worth much. But it's a better home than some which I have known. There's a small grocery store owned by a redneck who takes pleasure in charging 16-year old humans unearthly amounts of money for a package of gum. Let alone what he charges for, say, a nice salami and a wheel of cheese.
If you plan on moving to Ashburn, I have two words for you--FORGET IT!!!!
