Australia
Created | Updated Apr 15, 2002
Large empty land mass at the bottom of the world
that keeps the globe from tipping over.
Australia is famous for many things, including funny looking
animals, long beaches, and long, funny looking men and women.
The national pass-times include playing sport, watching sport on
television, and drinking beer (while watching sport).
Australia's primary industries include producing crappy television shows
for export to the UK, vegemite, and politicians with big eyebrows.
When in Australia be sure to visit Canberra. This lovely city is
Australia's capital, and much fun can be had spotting large eyebrowed
politicians.
that keeps the globe from tipping over.
Australia is famous for many things, including funny looking
animals, long beaches, and long, funny looking men and women.
The national pass-times include playing sport, watching sport on
television, and drinking beer (while watching sport).
Australia's primary industries include producing crappy television shows
for export to the UK, vegemite, and politicians with big eyebrows.
When in Australia be sure to visit Canberra. This lovely city is
Australia's capital, and much fun can be had spotting large eyebrowed
politicians.
