The Truth.
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
"I thought it was a shame that Minoova had been given an appearance and not a personality. So when Minoova popped out the back to put the rubbish out I took her home and attempted to give her a personality. Now I am not the most technical person in the world and that combined with the lack of time, meant that I didn't do a good job. Instead of freeing up her real personality I transferred mine upon her confusing the poor lass immensely. I shall let her take over from here."
"Everything was going fine until I was invited to a party, where I believe I consumed some alcohol. This combination of alcohol and my already confused state resulted in more of Superdreamers (SD) personality taking over (my being less suitable to the excesses of alcohol than his). This caused me to head for one of SD's favourite haunts, the Aroma Café, and greet the clientele by the names that he is familiar with. When asked how I became so familiar with these people I became even more confused, uttered some witty but over the top remark. I then started to feel a bit queasy and decided to head home where I passed out in my cupboard. I think SD knows what happened next."
"Yes, well, on returning to H2G2 I realised what a mess I had created and thought I would try and put Minoova back to normal before Affi found out that she had been tampered with. I found her downstairs wrapped up in duct tape with a couple of panels open. It broke my heart to see her treated like this, especially as it was all my fault. I removed my personality from her but left a void where it had been. I didn't think this would matter so I freed her, hoping that she would be back to normal. Unfortunately the void sucked in all the bad feeling that was directed at her and turned her evil. I never meant for all this to happen, I just fell for a French Maid Cleaning Bot."
"Everything was going fine until I was invited to a party, where I believe I consumed some alcohol. This combination of alcohol and my already confused state resulted in more of Superdreamers (SD) personality taking over (my being less suitable to the excesses of alcohol than his). This caused me to head for one of SD's favourite haunts, the Aroma Café, and greet the clientele by the names that he is familiar with. When asked how I became so familiar with these people I became even more confused, uttered some witty but over the top remark. I then started to feel a bit queasy and decided to head home where I passed out in my cupboard. I think SD knows what happened next."
"Yes, well, on returning to H2G2 I realised what a mess I had created and thought I would try and put Minoova back to normal before Affi found out that she had been tampered with. I found her downstairs wrapped up in duct tape with a couple of panels open. It broke my heart to see her treated like this, especially as it was all my fault. I removed my personality from her but left a void where it had been. I didn't think this would matter so I freed her, hoping that she would be back to normal. Unfortunately the void sucked in all the bad feeling that was directed at her and turned her evil. I never meant for all this to happen, I just fell for a French Maid Cleaning Bot."
