Created | Updated Oct 20, 2010
Well, I'll start with the basics, then maybe in time I'll make it a bit more interesting... <BR/>
For now, you will just have to settle for this... or ask me direct questions!<BR/><P></P><FONT FACE="comic sans ms" SIZE="5" COLOR="cyan">
Name:</FONT> Zax<BR/><P></P><FONT FACE="comic sans ms" SIZE="5" COLOR="cyan">
Current Title:</FONT><BR/><FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="yellow">The Archangel ZAX* </FONT><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="yellow"><BR/>(ACE)</FONT><BR/><P></P><LI></LI><b>Patron Saint (Archangel, Dominion Class) of Drunken Indulgence</b><BR/>
the H²G² New Guardian Angels <BR/><P></P><LI></LI><b>Patron Saint of Brownies</b><BR/>
the Church of the True Brownie.<BR/><P></P><LI></LI><b>Patron Saint of Undead Wevils</b><BR/>
the Church of the True Weevil.<BR/><P></P><LI></LI><b>Patron Saint of 'Whatever'</b><BR/>
the Church of Weekendism.<BR/><P></P><LI></LI><b>Assistant Community Editor</b><BR/>
the H²G² ACEs<BR/><P></P><FONT FACE="comic sans ms" SIZE="5" COLOR="cyan">
Age:</FONT> 26<BR/><P></P><FONT FACE="comic sans ms" SIZE="5" COLOR="cyan">
Born:</FONT> Southern California, USA<BR/><P></P><FONT FACE="comic sans ms" SIZE="5" COLOR="cyan">
Raised:</FONT> St. Thomas, U.S. Virgin Islands<BR/><P></P><FONT FACE="comic sans ms" SIZE="5" COLOR="cyan">
Now Residing:</FONT> Berkeley, California USA<BR/><P></P><FONT FACE="comic sans ms" SIZE="5" COLOR="cyan">
Occupation:</FONT> University Student<BR/><P></P><FONT FACE="comic sans ms" SIZE="5" COLOR="cyan">
Studying for:</FONT> Integrated Biology major- pre-preVet.<BR/><P></P><FONT FACE="comic sans ms" SIZE="5" COLOR="cyan">
W*rk: <A TITLE="See the two 'Commandments' of Weekendism" NAME="back1" href="#footnote1"><font color="white"><SUP>1</SUP></font></A></FONT> Emergency Veterinary Clinic<BR/><P></P><FONT FACE="comic sans ms" SIZE="5" COLOR="cyan">
Future W*rk:</FONT> The Nature Conservancy<BR/><P></P><FONT FACE="comic sans ms" SIZE="5" COLOR="cyan">
Pets:</FONT><BR/>
Dog- "Gypsy's Pagan Dancer" <BR/> Pagan is the most amazingly cute dog on earth...<BR/> and I can say that from an unbiased point of <BR/>view, since we don't always get along.<BR/>I'm wise to her ways.<BR/> She's a <A HREF="http://www.akc.org/breeds/recbreeds/stbult.cfm">Staffordshire Bull Terrier.</A><A TITLE="She looks JUST Like this dog, except she's all white, and her ears stand up! Some day I'll put up a picture of her here..." NAME="back2" href="#footnote2"><font color="white"><SUP>2</SUP></font></A><BR/>'Nuff said.<BR/><P></P>
Cat- Franklin Gabriel. <BR/> He's a Flame-Point Siamese, and my personal Angel. <BR/> He doesn't buy Pagan's 'cute' schtick either.<BR/><P></P><FONT FACE="comic sans ms" SIZE="5" COLOR="cyan">
Something I learned today:</FONT><BR/><P></P><FONT FACE="comic sans ms" SIZE="4" COLOR="green"><LI></LI>"Ebullia" </FONT>== the loss of the will to live. (source-greg, of Dharma&Greg)<BR/><P></P> hmm. <BR/><BR/><LI></LI><FONT FACE="comic sans ms" SIZE="4" COLOR="green">Squirrels</FONT> == can jump EIGHT FEET!!<BR/>
wow.
<LI></LI><FONT FACE="comic sans ms" SIZE="4" COLOR="green">Powder</FONT>
The movie. A movie that makes you FEEL. <BR/>
Whenever i think my senses are being dulled
by the mind numbing monotony of everyday life-
whenever i swear that the next person to treat me
like a servant, neglecting the merest courtesies of
'please' and 'thank you'- that's when i watch "Powder".
The scene between the father and the son-
after the mother dies. the whole movie really,
is so true to life.. and more than that-<BR/>
life affirming.<BR/>
If you haven't seen it, you should.
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well, as i am the first of the 50+ saints on h2g2, <br/>
as well as being an ACE, i think i will take a moment <br/>
to answer some basic questions!<br/>
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ok. first off... angels? saints?? aces??? what the-????<br/>
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so. saints and angels are the same darned thing here on h2g2.<br/>
we WERE just called the Guardian Angels, but <a href="http://www.h2g2.com/U112388">GOD-almighty </a> <br/>
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started with giving out patronages with angelhood, and, well..<br/>
it's all gone on from there.<br/>
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for example, my full 'weird' name is:<br/>
The Archangel Zax* (ACE), <br/>
Patron Saint of Drunken Indulgence (NGAs)<br/>
Brownies (CotTB), Undead Weevils (CotTW),<br/>
and Whatever (CoW)<br/>
yes, a bit obnoxious. <br/>
just so you know, 'churches'
happen to be MY type of thing, but there are MANY MANY
non church oriented activities here on h2g2.
there's joanna's donut stall, the Aroma Cafe,
the Forum of the Firkin, the h2g2 Space Center,
and many many other pots to put your fingers in! <br/>
<br/>
find them at the <a href="http://www.h2g2.com/A270325">Overwhelmingly Huge Guide to h2g2 Clubs:</a><br/>
<br/>
so. what are all these things?<br/>
</br/>
well, they are various groups and organizations that have,
well... sprouted here on h2g2 in the last year. <br/>
<br/>
for example, to start, the ACEs (Assistant Community Editiors)<br/>
are the original greeters. <br/>
they were formed by the Powers in the Towers (h2g2 staff) to help in making new researchers welcome, help them find things, and basically answer questions and be guides.<br/>
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GOD (one of the fellow researchers here, but he's quite witty, so we humor him) saw what a huge task that was, and decided to form the Guardian Angels. <br/>
this is a group that ANYONE can join, just cuz they'd like to meet new users and help in any way they can. pretty sickening, i know.<br/>
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The <a href="http://www.h2g2.com/U28338">CotTB (Church of the True Brownie)</a>,
where i am the Patron Saint of Brownies, is another hot spot here on h2g2.<br/>
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it's just a fun place to kick back and hang out and pay hommage to the one true dessert.<br/>
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the sheer number of people willing to worship brownies here on h2g2 is not only shocking, it's a testament to... well, something. i'm not sure what. but it DOES explain why every turn you make someone offers you a brownie! <br/>
<br/>
*offers tray heaped with warm, flaky brownies*<br/>
care for a bit of nuncheon? fresh-baked! <br/>
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to continue. then there's the CotTW (Church of the True Weevil) where you can do much the same thing, but with a different group of people, and regarding weevils.. i know- odd and sick, but SO MUCH FUN!<br/>
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the <a href="http://www.h2g2.com/A289811">CoW (Church of Weekendism)</a>
is one of my very favorite spots here- just because your actual presence is not only unnecessary, it's almost discouraged! and i say ALMOST, because it's often too much effort to actually discourage anyone from anything!!<br/>
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Those of you visiting at off hours may be discouraged by how few users seem to be on. Don't let this influence you! This site really gets rocking around 8 or 9pm GMT, and stays that way until 2am. <br/>With 50 to 100 new users EVERY DAY it can get pretty hectic here!<br/>
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A good tip: if you want to know where the action is when you've signed on, just go to the <a href="http://www.h2g2.com">main page</a>(or you can click the 'hg' symbol in the top left corner of any page) and look to the right for the list of the 5 busiest forums! <br/>
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anyway, i'm going to leave off now, before you die of boredom!
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<font color="cyan" size="1">I am:
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You know how somehow, through it all, you always manage<br/>
to cling to the belief that the world is really an OK place,<br/>
and we're all at least TRYING to better ourselves?<br/>
Well, this is one of those things that just slaps<br/>
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<a href="http://www.savetibet.org"> <img src="http://homestead.deja.com/user.zzax/files/panchen.jpg"/> <BR/> THE WORLD'S YOUNGEST POLITICAL PRISONER!!</a><br/>
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I mean, what kind of big man does it take to<br/>
<u>imprison a SIX YEAR OLD BOY</u>???<br/>
Were they so afraid that their empire was THAT fragile?<br/>
So fragile that a 6 year old lama posed a threat??<br/>
What <u>I</u> want to know is this:<br/>
Who was it that signed the papers and approved<br/>
making this little SIX YEAR OLD BOY part of their squabble?<br/>
WHO decided it was OK to TAKE AWAY HIS CHILDHOOD??"<br/>
Does that big man have children? Does HE sleep at night?<br/>
Mind you, only the Chinese government knows if the <br/>
Gendhun is even still ALIVE, since NO one else has been<br/>
allowed to see him!! <br/>
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I'm not one for causes, but this just makes me MAD!<br/>
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GROW UP AND ACT LIKE YOU WERE RAISED PROPERLY!<br/>
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Current Title:</FONT><BR/><FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="yellow">The Archangel ZAX* </FONT><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="yellow"><BR/>(ACE)</FONT><BR/><P></P><LI></LI><b>Patron Saint (Archangel, Dominion Class) of Drunken Indulgence</b><BR/>
the H²G² New Guardian Angels <BR/><P></P><LI></LI><b>Patron Saint of Brownies</b><BR/>
the Church of the True Brownie.<BR/><P></P><LI></LI><b>Patron Saint of Undead Wevils</b><BR/>
the Church of the True Weevil.<BR/><P></P><LI></LI><b>Patron Saint of 'Whatever'</b><BR/>
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the H²G² ACEs<BR/><P></P><FONT FACE="comic sans ms" SIZE="5" COLOR="cyan">
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Occupation:</FONT> University Student<BR/><P></P><FONT FACE="comic sans ms" SIZE="5" COLOR="cyan">
Studying for:</FONT> Integrated Biology major- pre-preVet.<BR/><P></P><FONT FACE="comic sans ms" SIZE="5" COLOR="cyan">
W*rk: <A TITLE="See the two 'Commandments' of Weekendism" NAME="back1" href="#footnote1"><font color="white"><SUP>1</SUP></font></A></FONT> Emergency Veterinary Clinic<BR/><P></P><FONT FACE="comic sans ms" SIZE="5" COLOR="cyan">
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Pets:</FONT><BR/>
Dog- "Gypsy's Pagan Dancer" <BR/> Pagan is the most amazingly cute dog on earth...<BR/> and I can say that from an unbiased point of <BR/>view, since we don't always get along.<BR/>I'm wise to her ways.<BR/> She's a <A HREF="http://www.akc.org/breeds/recbreeds/stbult.cfm">Staffordshire Bull Terrier.</A><A TITLE="She looks JUST Like this dog, except she's all white, and her ears stand up! Some day I'll put up a picture of her here..." NAME="back2" href="#footnote2"><font color="white"><SUP>2</SUP></font></A><BR/>'Nuff said.<BR/><P></P>
Cat- Franklin Gabriel. <BR/> He's a Flame-Point Siamese, and my personal Angel. <BR/> He doesn't buy Pagan's 'cute' schtick either.<BR/><P></P><FONT FACE="comic sans ms" SIZE="5" COLOR="cyan">
Something I learned today:</FONT><BR/><P></P><FONT FACE="comic sans ms" SIZE="4" COLOR="green"><LI></LI>"Ebullia" </FONT>== the loss of the will to live. (source-greg, of Dharma&Greg)<BR/><P></P> hmm. <BR/><BR/><LI></LI><FONT FACE="comic sans ms" SIZE="4" COLOR="green">Squirrels</FONT> == can jump EIGHT FEET!!<BR/>
wow.
<LI></LI><FONT FACE="comic sans ms" SIZE="4" COLOR="green">Powder</FONT>
The movie. A movie that makes you FEEL. <BR/>
Whenever i think my senses are being dulled
by the mind numbing monotony of everyday life-
whenever i swear that the next person to treat me
like a servant, neglecting the merest courtesies of
'please' and 'thank you'- that's when i watch "Powder".
The scene between the father and the son-
after the mother dies. the whole movie really,
is so true to life.. and more than that-<BR/>
life affirming.<BR/>
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well, as i am the first of the 50+ saints on h2g2, <br/>
as well as being an ACE, i think i will take a moment <br/>
to answer some basic questions!<br/>
<br/>
ok. first off... angels? saints?? aces??? what the-????<br/>
<br/>
so. saints and angels are the same darned thing here on h2g2.<br/>
we WERE just called the Guardian Angels, but <a href="http://www.h2g2.com/U112388">GOD-almighty </a> <br/>
<br/>
started with giving out patronages with angelhood, and, well..<br/>
it's all gone on from there.<br/>
<br/>
for example, my full 'weird' name is:<br/>
The Archangel Zax* (ACE), <br/>
Patron Saint of Drunken Indulgence (NGAs)<br/>
Brownies (CotTB), Undead Weevils (CotTW),<br/>
and Whatever (CoW)<br/>
yes, a bit obnoxious. <br/>
just so you know, 'churches'
happen to be MY type of thing, but there are MANY MANY
non church oriented activities here on h2g2.
there's joanna's donut stall, the Aroma Cafe,
the Forum of the Firkin, the h2g2 Space Center,
and many many other pots to put your fingers in! <br/>
<br/>
find them at the <a href="http://www.h2g2.com/A270325">Overwhelmingly Huge Guide to h2g2 Clubs:</a><br/>
<br/>
so. what are all these things?<br/>
</br/>
well, they are various groups and organizations that have,
well... sprouted here on h2g2 in the last year. <br/>
<br/>
for example, to start, the ACEs (Assistant Community Editiors)<br/>
are the original greeters. <br/>
they were formed by the Powers in the Towers (h2g2 staff) to help in making new researchers welcome, help them find things, and basically answer questions and be guides.<br/>
<br/>
GOD (one of the fellow researchers here, but he's quite witty, so we humor him) saw what a huge task that was, and decided to form the Guardian Angels. <br/>
this is a group that ANYONE can join, just cuz they'd like to meet new users and help in any way they can. pretty sickening, i know.<br/>
<br/>
The <a href="http://www.h2g2.com/U28338">CotTB (Church of the True Brownie)</a>,
where i am the Patron Saint of Brownies, is another hot spot here on h2g2.<br/>
<br/>
it's just a fun place to kick back and hang out and pay hommage to the one true dessert.<br/>
<br/>
the sheer number of people willing to worship brownies here on h2g2 is not only shocking, it's a testament to... well, something. i'm not sure what. but it DOES explain why every turn you make someone offers you a brownie! <br/>
<br/>
*offers tray heaped with warm, flaky brownies*<br/>
care for a bit of nuncheon? fresh-baked! <br/>
<br/>
to continue. then there's the CotTW (Church of the True Weevil) where you can do much the same thing, but with a different group of people, and regarding weevils.. i know- odd and sick, but SO MUCH FUN!<br/>
<br/>
the <a href="http://www.h2g2.com/A289811">CoW (Church of Weekendism)</a>
is one of my very favorite spots here- just because your actual presence is not only unnecessary, it's almost discouraged! and i say ALMOST, because it's often too much effort to actually discourage anyone from anything!!<br/>
<br/>
Those of you visiting at off hours may be discouraged by how few users seem to be on. Don't let this influence you! This site really gets rocking around 8 or 9pm GMT, and stays that way until 2am. <br/>With 50 to 100 new users EVERY DAY it can get pretty hectic here!<br/>
<br/>
A good tip: if you want to know where the action is when you've signed on, just go to the <a href="http://www.h2g2.com">main page</a>(or you can click the 'hg' symbol in the top left corner of any page) and look to the right for the list of the 5 busiest forums! <br/>
<br/>
anyway, i'm going to leave off now, before you die of boredom!
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<a href="http://www.savetibet.org"> <img src="http://homestead.deja.com/user.zzax/files/panchen.jpg"/> <BR/> THE WORLD'S YOUNGEST POLITICAL PRISONER!!</a><br/>
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WHO decided it was OK to TAKE AWAY HIS CHILDHOOD??"<br/>
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