The Clerihew
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
The clerihew is a short humorous biographical poem, invented by the English journalist Edmund Clerihew Bentley (1875-1956) from whom it takes its name. A clerihew has four lines of two rhyming couplets with no fixed metre. The first line is almost always the name of the person the poem is about.
Sir Christopher Wren
Said "I am going to dine with some men.
If anyone calls
Say I am designing St Paul's."
and here's one unashamedly nicked from another Entry:
Thomas Tallis
Bore no man any malice
Save an organist named Ken
Who played his music rather badly now and then. --Spike Millgan