Opal Fruits

3 Conversations

The greatest crimes that humans can commit include serial rape, regicide and renaming perfectly good sweets. The Opal Fruit has been a part of our culture for years. It was, after all, made to make your mouth water. The man who elected to change them to Starburst will inevitably go to hell. Tough cheese, but there it is.


In order to save space, the similar rant on the subject of Marathon bars is achievable by replacing the relevant words above with "Marathon", "Snickers" and "Up a pole without any lubricant".

Bookmark on your Personal Space


Entry

A40834

Infinite Improbability Drive

Infinite Improbability Drive

Read a random Edited Entry


Written and Edited by

Disclaimer

h2g2 is created by h2g2's users, who are members of the public. The views expressed are theirs and unless specifically stated are not those of the Not Panicking Ltd. Unlike Edited Entries, Entries have not been checked by an Editor. If you consider any Entry to be in breach of the site's House Rules, please register a complaint. For any other comments, please visit the Feedback page.

Write an Entry

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."

Write an entry
Read more