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Dogs Days
Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride Posted Aug 3, 2005
Dog joke
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmation dog.
The children started discussing what the dog's duties might be.
"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.
"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."
A third child concluded. "No silly, they use the dogs to find the fire hydrant!"
Dogs Days
Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride Posted Aug 6, 2005
Dog Jokes
What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk?
A Great Dane out!
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
What's the difference between dogs and fleas?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.
"I've lost my dog!"
"Why don't you put an advertisement in the paper?"
"Don't be silly, he can't read!
What's the only kind of dog you can eat?
A hot dog.
Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema?
Anywhere he wants to!
What do you get if you cross a beetle with an australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
How does a dog make friends?
He wags his tail instead of his tongue.
Why do dogs wag their tails?
Because no one else will wag them for them.
What goes "woof, woof, tick, tick?"
A watchdog.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a computer?
A computer with lots of bites.
Dogs Days
Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride Posted Aug 7, 2005
http://www.garfield.com/comics/comics_todays.html
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