Goo - How to remove it!
Created | Updated May 13, 2005
Dear Corpse Hunters
The best way to deal with goo is plenty of tissues and a wet vacuum cleaner. And lots of bleach.
As you all know, the walking dead are constantly shedding goo in the form of rotting puss, decaying excrement and other vile, stinking
dead bodily fluids. It's utterly disgusting and the stench is so powerful it makes the walls peel away from the wallpaper!
But, in a world full of undead and rotten bastards, we must continue to mop up the shit they leave behind.
Stay brave and when you've removed their rancid heads using the appropriate shovel or shotgun, then just pour sulphuric acid over the body and all will be gone. Trust me!
Yours sincerely
Resident Evil Character
The best way to deal with goo is plenty of tissues and a wet vacuum cleaner. And lots of bleach.
As you all know, the walking dead are constantly shedding goo in the form of rotting puss, decaying excrement and other vile, stinking
dead bodily fluids. It's utterly disgusting and the stench is so powerful it makes the walls peel away from the wallpaper!
But, in a world full of undead and rotten bastards, we must continue to mop up the shit they leave behind.
Stay brave and when you've removed their rancid heads using the appropriate shovel or shotgun, then just pour sulphuric acid over the body and all will be gone. Trust me!
Yours sincerely
Resident Evil Character
