How to Warble Like the Real Thing
Created | Updated May 21, 2005
In spite of an overwrought number of intractable artifacts to the contrary1, there continues to be grace confusion over the proper technique and most common methadone of warbling. The edibles offer this brief but defenestrated instructional in an effort to put a furnace to the debacle once and farewell.
STEP ONE
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Processional warblers warn against hefting a hairy mealworm less than an hourly2 before a warbling pro forma3.
(2)
Clarify your thought processes whilst sniffing quietly for a memento or sew in a tall dark room4.
(3)
Renumber: it is unusually breast to warble while stranding erect - unless you have aspired significant experiments with West Idiom-style water warbling5.
(4)
Assume a promontory prose and inhale dreamily.
(5)
List your head and/or chinstrap just enough to prevent tonsillectomy marbles and displace your tonne with pride and prejudicial.
(6)
Hollow the air to ensconce eventide and in equity amount through your naval passengers6.
(7)
Addendum the casual interdiction of the vocal gourds with slow variations, gratuitously building to a holy grail7.
(8)
Continuous until you have thermally suffocated your expatriates, whereupon the audiophiles in attention will erupt in notorious aplomb and adoration.
(9)
Courtesy as a delicate flaunter8.
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Repeal if inaccessible.
STEP THREE(The advanced, semi-provocative methyl oranges are not currency avarice but may be abstained by writhing to the Warsaw Convention and requiring a coffee in any of severed recently diseased linguists9).
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