Leslie
Created | Updated May 3, 2005
The Triple Breasted Whore has nothing on Leslie. Leslie is a man from Austin Texas, and you can tell hes a man by his long beard and inciminating buldge, so don't let the thong bikini fool you. For the last 20 years, Leslie has run for mayor of Austin, putting up posters and making speeches. Only problem is hes too drunk to do any good, so he has yet to be elected, but that doesn't stop his political escipades. If he has a problem with a corporation, and he almost always does, he camps out in front of the building in his bikini and box and stays there until the cops drag him off, which has been as long as year. If you would like to see Leslie, simple travel to any place in Austin offering free booze and he's sure to be there. In what state, is an entirly diffrent story.
