Bad Luck W/Women
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
A dear friend owns a lovely golf course. As they were busy w/a scramble for charity, I volunteered to work in the bar over the week-end so my friend could be out on the links. Everything went well until
the rains came. But they were able to finish & award prizes, etc.
While working the bar on Fri. night a fellow we call "Blue Barry" was
in. He got the name because if anything CAN go wrong, it DOES for poor
Barry! He really has troubles when it comes to the ladies! But on Fri.
I served him & a lady friend all night. They seemed to be getting on wonderfully! (A rare event in this fellows life!)
By the time the rain started on Sat. Barry was already in the bar w/his head hung low. Everyone tried to 'not notice' but, being kind of heart (or short of brain) I said,"What's the matter Barry? I saw you leave last night with that beautiful blonde!" He said,"Yeah, it was the worst night of my entire life!" I said,"Why, what went wrong?" He
said,"Well, we got back to her place, we were in the bedroom, & I'd just gotten all my clothes off when she yelled,"Quick Barry, hide! My
husband's home!" I said,"No wonder you're upset, that sounds awful!"
He said,"Oh, that wasn't the worst part! I looked all over & there was no place to hide, so I grabbed my clothes & ran naked, down the hall &
into the bathroom!" I told him that sounded like a bad situation & I bought the guy a drink. He said,"Oh 'THAT' wasn't the worst part! As I stood there in the bathroom, I heard her husband say he had to use the john! I looked around & there was no place to hide in there either, so
I took my clothes out onto the window sill-in the rain!" I told him I was sorry to hear that & it sounded awful! He said,"Oh no, THAT wasn't the worst part! now get this picture...I'm haning naked, in the rain,
my clothes have fallen, and I'm just hanging there by my finger tips!
You'd think that drunk S.O.B. would use the toilet! But Noooo...since
the window was open, he just walked up to it & peed ALL over me!" "Oh
Barry," I said, (trying not to laugh) "That is the worst thing I've ever heard!" He looks up at me and says, "Yeah? Well, THAT wasn't the
worst part! The WORST part was...when my eyes adjusted to the dark & I
finally looked down...I was only THIS far off the ground!!!" :-P
the rains came. But they were able to finish & award prizes, etc.
While working the bar on Fri. night a fellow we call "Blue Barry" was
in. He got the name because if anything CAN go wrong, it DOES for poor
Barry! He really has troubles when it comes to the ladies! But on Fri.
I served him & a lady friend all night. They seemed to be getting on wonderfully! (A rare event in this fellows life!)
By the time the rain started on Sat. Barry was already in the bar w/his head hung low. Everyone tried to 'not notice' but, being kind of heart (or short of brain) I said,"What's the matter Barry? I saw you leave last night with that beautiful blonde!" He said,"Yeah, it was the worst night of my entire life!" I said,"Why, what went wrong?" He
said,"Well, we got back to her place, we were in the bedroom, & I'd just gotten all my clothes off when she yelled,"Quick Barry, hide! My
husband's home!" I said,"No wonder you're upset, that sounds awful!"
He said,"Oh, that wasn't the worst part! I looked all over & there was no place to hide, so I grabbed my clothes & ran naked, down the hall &
into the bathroom!" I told him that sounded like a bad situation & I bought the guy a drink. He said,"Oh 'THAT' wasn't the worst part! As I stood there in the bathroom, I heard her husband say he had to use the john! I looked around & there was no place to hide in there either, so
I took my clothes out onto the window sill-in the rain!" I told him I was sorry to hear that & it sounded awful! He said,"Oh no, THAT wasn't the worst part! now get this picture...I'm haning naked, in the rain,
my clothes have fallen, and I'm just hanging there by my finger tips!
You'd think that drunk S.O.B. would use the toilet! But Noooo...since
the window was open, he just walked up to it & peed ALL over me!" "Oh
Barry," I said, (trying not to laugh) "That is the worst thing I've ever heard!" He looks up at me and says, "Yeah? Well, THAT wasn't the
worst part! The WORST part was...when my eyes adjusted to the dark & I
finally looked down...I was only THIS far off the ground!!!" :-P
