Girdle Wearing Classes
Created | Updated Jul 2, 2008
I am a qualified girdle wearer.
I have the certificate to prove it.
I went to the classes by mistake.
I really wanted to learn how to wear girls, but the ad was misspelt.
I realised my mistake, but thought it might still be a good place to meet girls.
Unfortunately so did the other three blokes on the course.
Modern girls do not go to girdle wearing classes.
By the time I realised, I had already earned my certificate.
I was keen to put my new skills into practise.
I searched the net for Girdle wearing Jobs.
I discovered that American Footballers needed help in wearing girdles.
I went to the states and applied for the job.
The American girdle wearing union was a problem.
So, I decided to join a club called “US Girdle wearers”.
Unfortunately, the “us” didn’t stand for United States.
One day I’ll tell you about my new certificate.
I have the certificate to prove it.
I went to the classes by mistake.
I really wanted to learn how to wear girls, but the ad was misspelt.
I realised my mistake, but thought it might still be a good place to meet girls.
Unfortunately so did the other three blokes on the course.
Modern girls do not go to girdle wearing classes.
By the time I realised, I had already earned my certificate.
I was keen to put my new skills into practise.
I searched the net for Girdle wearing Jobs.
I discovered that American Footballers needed help in wearing girdles.
I went to the states and applied for the job.
The American girdle wearing union was a problem.
So, I decided to join a club called “US Girdle wearers”.
Unfortunately, the “us” didn’t stand for United States.
One day I’ll tell you about my new certificate.
