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Non Sequiturs

Defined as:

1 : an inference that does not follow from the premises; specifically : a fallacy resulting from a simple conversion of a universal affirmative proposition or from the transposition of a condition and its consequent

2 : a statement (as a response) that does not follow logically from anything previously said

(Ahem)

So let me begin:

*I don't want to put that there with her's.*

Tell Us A Joke

I'm pregnant, hormonal and depressed. Tell me a joke that'll make me smile, the sillier, the ruder, the better.

I'll start the ball rolling with this one that I was sent today (it's a bit rude, so I apologise if it offends anyone!)

A bus full of nuns plummets off a cliff. They all die. Nuns are
admitted to Heaven through a special gate and are expected to make one last confession before they become angels. Several nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before they are made holy. "And so," says St. Peter, "have you ever had any contact with a penis?" "Well," says the first Nun in line, "I did once just touch the tip of one with the tip of my finger." "OK" says St. Peter, "Dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into
heaven." The next Nun admits that "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit." "OK" says St. Peter, "Rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into heaven.
Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is
trying to cut in front. "Well, now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter. "Well, your holiness," says the Nun who is trying to improve her position in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!"

Current Totals

cancel = 4303

Non sequiturs = 7222

Tell Us A Joke = 8121