h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Vogon Mayors Palace has been turned into the head quartes of the Armada of Absurdity. Their are offices for the ambassadors of the Thingites, the Thundercats, the Terran Army, the Suffaran Magistrate, Admrial Artunos Fleet, and for Zok Zimmerman himself.
There over a hundred and thirteen rooms that are currently being cleaned and explored by Earmice...
Two Earmice are currently constructing what use to be a closet into a teleporter, while three more are constucting rocket engines in the court yard.
There is a ten foot gate, a little rusty being Patroled by Tribbles in foil.They crackle with static Electricity.

In the lake in the back sits a boat from the Terran Army..

I see you have made it to the Vogon Cybercity, High Inquisitor Zok.

And you are doing quite the job of destroying as well, good job.

thank you sir, and if you noticed i have also started an embassy for you as well...i gotta say i love my job.

what exactly are earmice anyhow?

***looks a little shocked at Quille's sudden appaerence, smiles and shake his hand***

" aw, another thundercat, it is a pleasure to meet you. susie sent you i assume, wonderful...i am zok, i won't go into my title right now...it takes alot of breath...but..um..anyways...earmice are the genetic creation of wisconsin scientist in the late 90's on earth. they decided to genetically "grow" human ears on mice so they could evelop a better medical subsitute for skin injuries and such. most of the mice have a life span of 2 days because in the process of "ear growing" they lose big portions of their immune sytstems. my earmice are from the secret city of nim, i saved them from the evil labs and spliced their genes with that of a sasquatch as in hopes of strenghtening their immuns systems and make all around happier rodents....oh yeah welcome to the Absurdity Head Quarters."

aww I have a tendency to do that...*extends her hand to shake Zok's hand*
Yes I am a thundercat. Nope susie didn't send me..found ya through the fabulous links on the warpage...
Hey. I saw movies of them in science class. It was pretty awesome, cept for the dying thing
Glad you saved them!
And thanks..

P.s. I currently sound like a surfer moron because I'm really busy and haven't enough time to write competent replies...

Hullo all, looks like this place isn't gonna put up much of a fight. Oh well. I wonder why there aren't any vogons around.
Well, actully, i take that back. I don't really care what happened to them, though it would be fun if they'd show up. I mean what am i gonna have to tell my grandchildren, once i'm old'n grey. They'll ask me "What happened at the great battle of vogon city?", and i'll have to look into their poor sad little eyes and say...Well kids...Not much.
What kinda story would that be?

yeah i know, we could use a little competiton right?

i tried to send messages to a couple of different vogon poets last night that i found searching the guide.
i told them what we were doing and invited them to come and stop us...guess they are to busy writing poems about it ...
oh, well....
we at least conquered them...
i guess...

want to go pillageing?

oh yeah, quille have you met skullock?
skullock, quille.

*nods head in acknowledgement* Nice to meet ya Skullock..

The pleasure's all mine

*smiles a sly smile that you would expect from the kinda person who had just pickpocketed you*

What exactly are your speacilties Quille, I'm always looking for new recruits. Certainly you are brave to descend into this nightmare of a city.

I think I may have pinpointed our next target, Zok. There seems to be an ethereal voice that has followed me here, a voice by the name of the "Dark Watcher". I believe him to be a purely evil being, and suggest we track down its home and destroy it too.

The date is October 21, 2002. I think it is safe to say that structural resistance of the Vogon Cyber City has been reduced to zero. These buildings have surrendered. I am sure we can officially claim this city in the name of the Inquisition. What do you all think.

*examines Skullok for a moment trying to figure out about the sly grin as the only thing Quille was carrying were some rather nasty unfed purple morphing dragons bred at her Kennel and a few weapons and hopes you didn't take the dragons...*

Indeed Grand Inquisitor Jerrod I believe your assumptions are correct. As for any special talents I have none as far as I am concerned, but feel free to ask my superior Owlatron or the friendly Thundercat Therapist Susie. I guess you could ask others if you felt like doing so, and you should be rather good at it considering you are the Grand Inquisitor...

I have travelled great distances to be here.

Greetings, fellow Armadians!

Susie. It's rather nice here, no? You been lurking in this convo long?

*lowers herself languidly into a chair*

I've just arrived, I've been on the road for days!

Oh well that explains it all then. You arrived at a rather interesting time.
I'm off to do homework. Take care...and get some rest. Here's some and don't ask where I found them..