The Offside rule
Created | Updated Apr 17, 2002
This is a strange and arcane rule that only men can understand. Apparentley, it has some kind of a connection with football. It reads "When the ball is played there must be a defender and the goalkeeper in front of the attacker". To a man, these words fill them with dreams of past glories and inane ramblings. To a woman, it means absoulety bugger all. Sweet F.A. If only they could understand then we could both live in harmony...
