Fluffy things
Created | Updated Apr 17, 2002
Often these come in the form of small animals that make little girls go "Aww, isn't it SWEET!" Many people consider it quite all right to shoot these from accross a feild. This is cruel and evil. It shows no respect to the animal. What these people should do is take the animal on man to man in a fist fight. I'd like to see them try! Also fluffy things can turn up in somebodys soup. This is prodably belly button fluff from the naval of an evil chef with a spatula. Should you finde a fluffy thing in your soup you should pick it up on a fork and ask a waiter/waitress "Is this part of the meal?" and them laugh to yourself as they stutter, looking for an answer. Then you should shout, very loudly so as to make the waiter/waitress blush "No! it isn't is it! So why is it my soup?" After this you should walk out without paying. For this system to be of any real use you should make sure you've eaten anything else on the plate, so as to have eaten free.
