Undies, God and Condoms.

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He just had to drop his undies and Mum would fall pregnant
Catholic in tastes catholic in friends catholic in bed
Brother-sister-brother-sister-brother-sister-sister-sister-brother-angel.
Pissed on Sat nights-happy-happy-angry-angry-sleep, sleep, hey get up!
Grunt grunt-mumble-grunt - - - Tea! Tea! Tea I said. Jesus and Mary
You wash your hands, you too and you… go on!
Obey me or I will beat YOU, do YOU UN-DER-STAN-D?
Daddy?... daddy dad... Dada?
WHAT NOWWW???
Oh.
Oh, now there.
Oh little one, little one - Dada is sorry chicken - sorreee, sorreee
Come, come up on a knee. God dug you up angel, dug you up and gave you to me.
Nothing is perfect, nothing is for ever.
In this he told a fib, chicken. For you are both and mine.

The Vatican and the Second Council --- You Bastards, you robbers and fornicators.
My Mass - my Mass, my bewdiful Mass!
Constitution on the Sacred Liturgy.
You’ve shunned me and my blood, blood - BLOOD DO YOU HEAR ME GOD?
Tor… Tom…Tom…Oh Jesus, Tommy please stop, please, Tom - please…
Dad! Dad!! Stop it, stop it… Dadadadadada…TOMMY, the kids!!
John Twenty-Three, twenty-three twenty-three and I hate thee - hate thee
I’ll not take your wine your tainted wine… Oh Jesus, Tommy please pleaseplease
My children will be blessed, blessed in vernacular, Vernacular!
Domini Christo
Domini Nostri Jesu Christ.
Tommy? Dad? Daddy? Daddy? Dada? DADDY?
I swear - I swear as this bottle is my witness to not walk in your devilled English Mass riddled church.
I swear - I swea… Aww no—no… NOooooo. Tommy… Tommy?
TOMMY, NOOOOOOOOO
Dad?...Mum? Oh tommytomtomtomtommylovemylovemylove…
Dada…Dadaa?

He was a solid man, a drinking man, a solid solid man
I was a chicken-angel, a bride to be to Christ and he hated change.
Oh how he would call down damnation if he heard the C word used.
I say K K K K K Condom and laugh at his deaddeaddeadface, scared of a C word. It sounds like K, Dada
a rubber, no me, no me, Mums ok… no me? Jesus Dada!
Were you right?


He just had to drop his undies and Mum would fall pregnant
God, I wonder. God, I drink. God, I’ll never forget - never never never
If man is bad and God is good, then I’ll love my Dada and ignore you.

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