A Conversation for The Park woods
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Martin Harper Posted Jul 6, 2000
Yeah - I'd have thought those birds over there would have eaten them...
Martin - (sings) "All the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon, as we're poisoning pidgeons in the park"
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Technoyokel (muse of poetry) Posted Jul 6, 2000
This looks fun...but the bluebells and honeysuckle have gone now the house is nearer...and all the squirrels and birds are quiet.
Still the house IS made of yummy gingerbread.
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Martin Harper Posted Jul 6, 2000
yikes! bats!
*ducks for cover*
It does get a bit creepier now we're quite close to the house, doesn't it? Scary - just plain scary...
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Technoyokel (muse of poetry) Posted Jul 8, 2000
I like bats. Where did the ducks take cover?
*looks around trying to see ducks*
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Technoyokel (muse of poetry) Posted Jul 8, 2000
Well the cottage is yummy (unless it's gone stale). It's who lives in it that makes it scary...
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Martin Harper Posted Jul 8, 2000
*smack techno with a baseball bat* (but gently)
Ouch! That pun was just painful! 
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Technoyokel (muse of poetry) Posted Jul 19, 2000
*rubs head* not as painful as your bat MyRedDice - I'd better warn you that I'm a dry stone waller and I've got lots of non-gentle tools to hit you with if you try that again- so 
OK it was pretty awful wasn't it
Oh the gingerbread house...isn't there usually children-eating witches living in them? *looks around nervously*
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Martin Harper Posted Jul 19, 2000
nah - I don't see any...
*starts nibbling at the door handle*
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The Fish Posted Jul 22, 2000
I've never seen anyone eat a witch before! Let alone children! I blame it on the parents...
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The Fish Posted Jul 23, 2000
I'm sorry! That was really bad...
*hangs head in shame*
*then munches piece of house...*
Mmmmm!
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Technoyokel (muse of poetry) Posted Jul 23, 2000
So bad I'll totally ignore it and try a bit of window pane....*smash, clatter, crunch, munch slurrp*..mmm sugary with just a little hint of cinnamon I think *sniffs bit of 'glass' * ...Yes definitely cinnamon with perhaps a touch of apple in the lingering aftertaste.
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Bluebottle Posted Jul 31, 2000
Hmm... I always wondered what they meant by food on the house...
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Martin Harper Posted Jul 31, 2000
*goes over to a window pane*
*smash*
"mmm - yeah. This one's got a hint of ginger in - lovely!"
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Technoyokel (muse of poetry) Posted Aug 2, 2000
*splutters through mouthfull of wall* certainly tastes better than the brussell sprout house over there *gestures with sticky hand*
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Bluebottle Posted Aug 2, 2000
Brussel sprout house??? I thought that was just a house made out of mouldy green wallpaper and ivy?
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Technoyokel (muse of poetry) Posted Aug 21, 2000
I saw a cartoon with a witch peering through the curtains in her sprout house at the kids walking up to the gingerbread house next door and thinking 'Dang Zelda seems to attract all the little kids' and the caption is- Later Edna was forced to sell her brussel sprout house.
The wallpaper and Ivy option doesn't sound too attractive either...
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- 21: J'au-æmne (Jul 5, 2000)
- 22: Martin Harper (Jul 6, 2000)
- 23: Technoyokel (muse of poetry) (Jul 6, 2000)
- 24: Martin Harper (Jul 6, 2000)
- 25: Technoyokel (muse of poetry) (Jul 8, 2000)
- 26: J'au-æmne (Jul 8, 2000)
- 27: Technoyokel (muse of poetry) (Jul 8, 2000)
- 28: J'au-æmne (Jul 8, 2000)
- 29: Martin Harper (Jul 8, 2000)
- 30: Technoyokel (muse of poetry) (Jul 19, 2000)
- 31: Martin Harper (Jul 19, 2000)
- 32: The Fish (Jul 22, 2000)
- 33: J'au-æmne (Jul 22, 2000)
- 34: The Fish (Jul 23, 2000)
- 35: Technoyokel (muse of poetry) (Jul 23, 2000)
- 36: Bluebottle (Jul 31, 2000)
- 37: Martin Harper (Jul 31, 2000)
- 38: Technoyokel (muse of poetry) (Aug 2, 2000)
- 39: Bluebottle (Aug 2, 2000)
- 40: Technoyokel (muse of poetry) (Aug 21, 2000)
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