Massachusetts Japan
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Mass. Japan is a place inside my mind. It is a happy place, where all of you leave me alone. There are very few people there beside myself. There is a gnome that lives in my head. His name is Bob. He is a custodian. He likes to eat people. People run from him. He already killed 14,000,000,000,000,000 other people living in my head. He only goes away when I take the blue pills that the nice man in the white coat gave. Those make the pink elephants come however. Then they explode and get marshmellow everywhere. I wish I could forever stay in Mass. Japan, and I would if that nasty gnome and those evil pink elephants go away.
