h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I wrote these myself

1.

On the NX 01 they came, they explored, they went
The fans wanted to vent
The Directors they were sent
Paramount would not relent
Cannon would no repent
So Enterprise was irrelevant.


2.

There was a Doctor called Phlox
Who had incredibly smelly socks
They smelt like the back of an ox
And gave the crew the pox.


3.

There was a vulcan named T'pol
Who dressed up like a doll
This made Trip loll
And made Archer troll
Plus Malcolme and Travis went AWOL


4.

There was puppy called Porthos,
Who owner was rather displeased
When handing out cheese he started to sneeze,
As he had contracted a Klingon disease.

how about you having a try

Limericks usually have an AABBA rhyming pattern, like this:

An engineer, Charles, known as Trip,
Was repairing the hull of the ship,
He felt like a fool,
Using the wrong tool,
He had closed up the hull with a zip.

Get the idea?

Oh oh, I'm from Limerick!

yes thats why I put / poems

Technically, poems don't have to rhyme.