Britney Spears
Created | Updated Apr 17, 2002
Britney Spears is a seventeen year old American popstrel. There are many pages about her on the Internet, and the hate pages are always a lot more interesting than the nice ones. Britney Spears is probably not the most sensible person in the world as she has just had breast implants at the tender age of seventeen (yeah, pot calling kettle, I'm 14, but I haven't had breast implants have I??) and also she poses in a clothes-free kind of way for magazines. Britney's album contains such songs as "E-mail My Heart" which could explain a lot. If her heart can receive e-mails then it is therefore part of a computer. If Britney's heart is part of a computer, the rest of her is therefore also part of a computer. If Britney is made up of computers, she is a robot. Ahhh.
