New theorum on the son of 'God'/ omnipontent one/ creator/ whatever he goes by.
Created | Updated Jan 5, 2005
First of all we are all aware that jesus wore sandals.
Yes?
Right, he was also unemployed and styled his hair in a long sort of...well long way, now what kind of people wear sandals, have long hair and are unemployed (generally speaking)....
i can hear the cocophany of clicks and whirs coming from the cogs in some of your minds...
HIPPIES of course!
so jesus was a hippie. Everyone with me so far?
Ok, recent tabloid newspapers (i say recent, but i have been thinking about writing this for ages)have been suggesting that jesus was infact black of skin, hmmmm?!
A black hippie....that would be a rastafarian yes?
and the most famous rastafarian was of course, your friend and mine
Bob Marley!
was Bob Marley infact Jesus re-incarnated, the whailers? his diciples perhaps.
Yes?
Right, he was also unemployed and styled his hair in a long sort of...well long way, now what kind of people wear sandals, have long hair and are unemployed (generally speaking)....
i can hear the cocophany of clicks and whirs coming from the cogs in some of your minds...
HIPPIES of course!
so jesus was a hippie. Everyone with me so far?
Ok, recent tabloid newspapers (i say recent, but i have been thinking about writing this for ages)have been suggesting that jesus was infact black of skin, hmmmm?!
A black hippie....that would be a rastafarian yes?
and the most famous rastafarian was of course, your friend and mine
Bob Marley!
was Bob Marley infact Jesus re-incarnated, the whailers? his diciples perhaps.
