Lara Croft
Created | Updated Apr 17, 2002
My mum owns all 3 of laras adventures on our PC. Each time a new one comes out, she complains that she's going to have to buy it. We arn't sure why. I think the first one was best. But the third one is good to. Only the second one is below standard. Lara is famous for har large chest and pouting face. Subsequently she has earned a reputation for being naked in a lot of filthy web sites. Tsk tsk.
My mum likes her because she doesn't swear. Which is a very good reason to like someone.
Many people are frustrated by Laras inability to die normaly. Often throwing her into a pit of flame just to see if will scream on red hot agony. Unfortunatly for these people, all she does is sigh and flop down onto the floor. This is also what she does when shot to death by a man with a big gun.
People who wish to see Lara punished for being a little bit of a muggins can satisfy themselvs by (1) Running her full spead into a wall, and imagine her bleeding nose (which you can't see because she never faces you, but it is there! I'm sure!) or (2) laughing at the silly costumes that strange internet people put on her for scary perverse fun.
BUT REMEMBER: SHE ISN'T REAL
My mum likes her because she doesn't swear. Which is a very good reason to like someone.
Many people are frustrated by Laras inability to die normaly. Often throwing her into a pit of flame just to see if will scream on red hot agony. Unfortunatly for these people, all she does is sigh and flop down onto the floor. This is also what she does when shot to death by a man with a big gun.
People who wish to see Lara punished for being a little bit of a muggins can satisfy themselvs by (1) Running her full spead into a wall, and imagine her bleeding nose (which you can't see because she never faces you, but it is there! I'm sure!) or (2) laughing at the silly costumes that strange internet people put on her for scary perverse fun.
BUT REMEMBER: SHE ISN'T REAL
