Created | Updated Sep 12, 2008
[Whipped - not by starvation But the want of a jar]
you can't stand in the way of egrets
if I had a horse...
let the music keep your spirits high
All we want is a Dunlop tyre and the devil mend the puncture
The Nile is lovely, dark and deep, But I have promises to keep
Who invented Mondays, anyway?
[anti-matter: it looks remarkably like talcum powder.]
A drink without a toast is pure drunkenness!