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I'm sorry, but, have I met your wife?

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Ever since Zane Houston wrote her famous navel Enema, people have been comparing an empty bookshelf to her often semi-occupied mind. It was Sir Pantes, with his book, Donkey Hotel, that truly brought the navel into its own as a doorstop, kindling and the bane of the schoolboy. Few other auteurs outside of Stephanie Prince, have influenced the modern, book-burning, afishingauto as much as a denizen and life-long resident of Indianapolis maned Kirk Donovan. Today it is our fevered wish to brow in his direction and give him what is coming to him.

The Bill of Fare:

(insert creative description of entry here)
the incomproble tony boyd and his ever present need for a 420 break
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

No, but I think I knew your Grandmother's horse...

(Insert creative lying here)
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

Errata, errata, earrat

(Insert creative writing here)

Kurt Vonnegut

Boojum, flrotumy

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This week's collation was begged, borrowed or stolen from various places on this site.
Just goes to show what you can find when you're not looking.

I don't have a sister. You must mean my cat's therapist.

The boilerplate:

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We shouldn't do it
at all.
The Committee for Alien Content(ment) salutes you! smiley - smiley - smiley -

This sideways glance into the psyche of an embarrassed Mexican Fruit Bat produced and poorly edited by
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