h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Booti, you were asking to get modded for that one darlin! Stiff drink indeed

Booti I led you into that, sorry hunny

Now, I have to nip out for an hour, please be good in my absence

Or do it on here

Take care all, see you after my pub lunch

LOL xx

Wilco hasn't put you back in pre-mod has he?

Dont worry hun

It doesn't appear that you have gone back to premod so Dev you dont need to worry about the batman costume!!

No..think I'm safe!

My day has just picked up a little bit- see CB for details!!

My mum just sent me this:-

These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a sense of humor.

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ).

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

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Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )

A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

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Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )

A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.

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Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia ? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane , Cairns ,Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK )

A: What did your last slave die of?

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Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA )

A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe .
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not
... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.

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Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? ( USA )

A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

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Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK )

A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

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Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )

A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is ...
oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

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Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK )

A: You are a British politician, right?

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Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )

A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
Milk is illegal .

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Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can Dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA )

A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from.
All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.

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Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia , but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA )

A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.
You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

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Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia ? ( USA )

A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

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Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )

A: Yes, gay night clubs.

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Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France )

A: Only at Christmas.

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Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the Girl I dated while I was staying in Kings Cross*. Can you help? ( USA )

A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour..

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Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )

A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first

Well done Booti

Princess

Can't get you on chatterbox due to 3 min rule and I've got to go now, have been leaving for 10 mins. Will catch you this aft hun

Everybody on half days have a fantabulous weekend and have a good few

LOL xx

I've got to go, too!!


Bye everyone

LOL and will check the face book and see yah next week,

Bye Princess we miss you hopefully that of a boss will get a transfer to the farthest away

Peekaboo!



Grasshopper

Missed the CB birth by a whisker (again!)


Altho I could use this to go back in time & try again

Or maybe not.

Ah well, suppose I'd better console myself with a large cup of



Grasshopper

Why when you can have ???!!

Ummmm - I'm not a drinker, Booti.

So will have to do.



Grasshopper

Oh shucks! I have fresh OJ!!!

Hey - I've just discovered they've got an OJ smiley on here!!!!!



Will def. have to have that!



Not too much tho - it gives me wind!



Grasshopper

Nice! Enjoy!

Too much info, Grassy!!!!


I'm hiding!

Spangey! Hope you're not still at work!

Msn if you're not!