British Weather
Created | Updated Apr 18, 2002
Ah...the British weather, it's crap! Or at least, it's unpredictable. A week ago, it was Raining Cats and bloody Dogs! This week, it's like the height of summer, next week who knows?
Anyway...I have a PLAN!, and it goes like this.
First of all we float Britain on a cussion of air, then place an Enormous outboard motor on the northern tip of Scotland.
We steer the entire country down the western course of Europe, stopping off in Spain to annoy the locals, before parking in between Africa and Portagal.
Problem Solved - now we have lovely weather all year round- I'm a genius you know .
Anyway...I have a PLAN!, and it goes like this.
First of all we float Britain on a cussion of air, then place an Enormous outboard motor on the northern tip of Scotland.
We steer the entire country down the western course of Europe, stopping off in Spain to annoy the locals, before parking in between Africa and Portagal.
Problem Solved - now we have lovely weather all year round- I'm a genius you know .
