ILOVEYOU Virus Mutations (joke!)
Created | Updated Nov 8, 2002
ILOVEYOU Virus Mutations
After last week's worldwide strike of the "I LOVE YOU VIRUS," reports are already coming in that the virus is mutating into several stages. Within the next few hours, expect to see:
The original "I love you" virus
The "I like you alot" virus
The "You're nice, but I just want to be friends" virus
The "Look, it was just a date...don't get clingy" virus
The "Okay, I think its best if we don't have anymore contact" virus
The "It was late, I was drunk, you were easy" virus
The "Stop calling me, you unfeeling p***k" virus
The "That's it, I hate you and your stupid dog" virus and finally,
The "You have made an enemy today, prepare to be boarded" virus