Evil Army Armory - Stolen Technology
Created | Updated Dec 1, 2004
Back-engineered Technology
Discription: Technology that the Evil Army came across in an invasion, back engineered and put in the armory. While, these acronyms aren't up to the perfection of the Evil Army's they are still considerable weapons.
A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.
Stands for:Another Cool, Radically Overwhelming, Normality-Yanking Machine
Origin: MotMV
T.U.R.K.E.Y.
Stands for:Tactical Ukrainian-Russian Kinetic Energy Yo-yo
Origin: MotMV
MODIFIED
B.O.O.M.E.D.
Stands for:Baking Oven Of Mighty Evil Doom
Origin: MotMV
B.L.A.N.G
Stands for:Barrel-Launching Army Napalm-Gun
Origin: MotMV
R.E.C.A.L.L.
Stands for:Ridiculously Enormous Cuckoo Attack Lander Launcher
Origin: MotMV
N.O.T.H.I.N.G.
Stands for:Nasty, Obviously Threatening, Hyper-Intensive Nose Grabber
Origin: MotMV
N.A.D.A.
Stands for:Nifty Assembly of Destructive Aardvarks
Origin: MotMV
Z.I.L.C.H.
Stands for:Zapping Instrument that Looks Casually Hip
Origin: MotMV
World's most Interesting Bomb
Discription:Causes the effected to become senslessly interested in stupid things...like grass...
Origin: MotMV
G.R.E.A.T. B.I.G. S.C.A.R.Y. B.O.M.B. F.R.O.M. H.E.L.L
Stands for:Gastrointestinal Reverse Ejection Attack Tank Bulging In Glory, Swished Clean After Recent Yuse in Bothering Officials' Mothers' Brothers' Father's Renegade Mothers' Husbands' Eating Loads of Lard
Origin: MotMV