Evil Army Armory - Stolen Technology

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Back-engineered Technology

Discription: Technology that the Evil Army came across in an invasion, back engineered and put in the armory. While, these acronyms aren't up to the perfection of the Evil Army's they are still considerable weapons.

A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.

Stands for:Another Cool, Radically Overwhelming, Normality-Yanking Machine

Origin: MotMV

T.U.R.K.E.Y.

Stands for:Tactical Ukrainian-Russian Kinetic Energy Yo-yo

Origin: MotMV

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B.O.O.M.E.D.

Stands for:Baking Oven Of Mighty Evil Doom

Origin: MotMV

B.L.A.N.G

Stands for:Barrel-Launching Army Napalm-Gun

Origin: MotMV

R.E.C.A.L.L.

Stands for:Ridiculously Enormous Cuckoo Attack Lander Launcher

Origin: MotMV

N.O.T.H.I.N.G.

Stands for:Nasty, Obviously Threatening, Hyper-Intensive Nose Grabber

Origin: MotMV

N.A.D.A.

Stands for:Nifty Assembly of Destructive Aardvarks

Origin: MotMV

Z.I.L.C.H.

Stands for:Zapping Instrument that Looks Casually Hip

Origin: MotMV

World's most Interesting Bomb

Discription:Causes the effected to become senslessly interested in stupid things...like grass...

Origin: MotMV

G.R.E.A.T. B.I.G. S.C.A.R.Y. B.O.M.B. F.R.O.M. H.E.L.L

Stands for:Gastrointestinal Reverse Ejection Attack Tank Bulging In Glory, Swished Clean After Recent Yuse in Bothering Officials' Mothers' Brothers' Father's Renegade Mothers' Husbands' Eating Loads of Lard

Origin: MotMV

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