Evil Army Armory - Instant Soldiers

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Instant Soldiers

Instant Soldiers are found in gumball vending machine like contraptions (like the ones the Martians come out of on Looney Tunes). Turn the dial, get some flakes, add some water and POOF instant soldiers. Only two flavors so far.

L.A.R.D.W.A.R.R.I.A.R.S.

Discription:Stands for Large Always Ready
Devious Warriors Accessorized Robotically
Resourceful In Action-packed Repetitive
Sequels

Operational Notes:To give an order you must write:

[whim:ORDER HERE]

CLASSIFIED

E.V.I.L.M.I.N.I.O.N.S.

Discription:Stands For: Evil Villainous
Industrial-strength Large Minions Ingaging
Numerously In Overwhelmingly Numerous
Sections

CLASSIFIED

D.E.S.T.I.N.Y. M.I.N.I.O.N.S.

Stands for:Destructive Energetic Soldiers That Instinctively Note Yon Master Idea and Numerously Invade in Overwhelming Numbers Successfully

Description: New generation of Evil Army instant soldiers. Improved upon the EvilMinion design. Now have internal teleportation devices. Can morph into any shape. Also controlled by whim. Anti-back engineering device implanted within them prevents their design from being copied.

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