Evil Army Armory - Vehicles
Created | Updated Jul 24, 2005
Vehicles
Vehicles. When the Evil Army is involved you can be sure to witness vehicles that utterly defy good sense. Flying septic tanks, boats with guns controlled by monkeys, and vehicles whose name as an acronym makes sense but when you spell out what it stands for, it utterly (or udderly if Supermoo is involved) transcends the boundaries of making sense. These are the vehicles of the Evil Army.
FFSTS
Stands for:Flying Flaming Septic Tanks1.
Discription:The name pretty much spells out what this vehicle is and you probably can think of what its weapon is2. This weapon came from the diseased mind of Supermoo.
Blueprints: By Supermoo
S.W.I.M.M.I.N.G.
Discription: Stands for Soaking Wet Iodine Monkey Managed Intrinsic Navel Gun
Discription: A navel gun that can fit on any size navel ship. Its controlled by an infinite number of monkeys with unlimited bottles of iodine which leads to an impressive accuracy rate. Not actually a vehicle, this item is a equippable vehicle weapon.
NOTE: In smaller models "sea monkeys" are used.
Usage: Installed on navel ships of any size as a weapon.
IGMPD3
Discription: The Evil Army's orbital base. Built and managed by Supermoo. It is well equipped with both serious and silly weapons. There are flights of FFSTs onboard as well as space dragons. Not actually made of meat but is pliable like raw meat and has a shape suggesting a beefburger4
C.A.N.T.A.N.K.S.
Stands for:Cowtastic Anihilation Nuclear-powered Tank Attacks with Nuclear Kitten Suprises
Discription: A nuclear powered aluminum can shaped tank that moves by rolling on it's side and attacks by opening up as if it were split in two.
Ammunition: Nuclear Kitten Suprises...another way to put that is nuclear kitten presents...5
Blueprint: By Supermoo
Q.U.I.S.E.N.A.U.G.H.T.T.E.
Stands for:Quick Ultra Intrinsic Strike Escort-ship with Naval Artillery Gun that Heaves Tiny Tarmac Elephants
Discription: Large Battleships that are for some odd reason used as an escort...they are armed with guns that fire small elephants made out of tarmac...6
P.O.W.E.R.W.A.S.H.G.A.T.O.T.U.B.
Stands for:Platform On Which Every Ready Weapon can be Attached is Secured by High Grip Anchoring Tools To Useful Boat
Discription: This vehicle was actually invented/designed by Supermoo after a plea from EvilClaw for any naval vessel that could utilize the as-of-yet useless S.W.I.M.M.I.N.G. A platform ship on which weapons turrets can be mounted. It also has spin dry...
R.E.P.L.I.C.A.T.O.R. Ship
Stands for:Replicating Evil Pliable Large Intrinsic Capital-ship Allows for Tactical Offesive Rapidly
Discription: The ship is composed entirely of EvilMinions which results in it's ability to reconfigure itself into any shape and arm any weapons...it also means that the ships can be produced rapidly and can also be used to move the large amounts of evilminions since once at the destination point the ship can be broken down into the individual EvilMinions...
NOTE: There is a R.E.P.L.I.C.A.T.O.R. Mk II that uses DestinyMinions instead of EvilMinions. It is both more powerful and more adaptible than the Mk I.
